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plaguedocboi:

plaguedocboi:

I’m interviewing with an aquarium tomorrow and this is how the interviewer signed her email

Best Fishes offered me a job btw. I’m moving to Maine sometime in May

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gidianthe:

i’m like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf on the night of the full moon i dont do that and i just stay human

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jakethesequel:

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

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catchymemes:

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appalachiananarchist:

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, “It was all such fun. I just had so much fun.” I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

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a-forger-and-a-point-man:

Don’t forget the first victims when you go see Oppenheimer this opening weekend. Unforgivable not to include them in the narrative.

We love us some Nolan and Cillian but this is also a story that should never have taken place.

For further reading:

This is what happens when the US government goes nuclear-crazy during the Cold War and mines a shit ton of uranium. Lambs born with three legs and no eyes, and human stillbirths and agonizing deformities for those that survive. For decades it was referred to as a Navajo-specific hereditary illness. No one made the link to the mines and the drinking water.

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angeryducc:

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marththebland:

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

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pikslasrce:

kibumkim:

😭😭😭😭

the ai:

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catchymemes:

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dduane:

“Fish Pond mosaic by Gary Drostle. It’s made of vitreous ceramic tesserae using a ‘reverse technique’ and measures 2 meters in diameter. Made for a small public garden in Croydon, Surrey, UK, it won several art awards.“ (via Archaeohistories at Twitter)

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pedro-pascal:

legend 🙌

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1995lahaine:

i love her so fucking much you guys have no idea

nasty mustache! gelled

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synthsapphires:

the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

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onatuegrospatapouf:

Oh vaporwave we’re really in it now

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